Illuminati Card Game Predictions - Tomorrow Spells Olympic Doom?

Alright guys! This one isn't zombie related, but here's a very current conspiracy!
   Hopefully you can read it - but here is the gist: the Illuminati Card Games predict that at 2.55pm tomorrow, there will be some sort of catastophy at the olympics. It's already accurately predicted three events that occurred after they were made, is it possible that the games are coming to life? If you know any more on this, send me an email! I'll keep looking into it!

Two posts in one day - whatis the world coming to?? Don't make me answer that ;P
  But here! Pleae if your reading this, check out my cute as friend Barry and her slave Holli ~ <3 http://barryisasook.blogspot.com.au/
  They're pretty damn adorable ;)
Also - when it comes to friends in a zompocalypse you gotta pick the right ones to work with - These two are on my team. Holli shall hold up Barry who will petrify zombies with her awesomeness. Just thought you should know.

Anyway, if you're reading, shoot me an idea for the next chapter, I'm thinking of writing about making your HQ, or vehicles and travelling :) Also if there is anything conspiracywise you want me to look into, I'm happy to do so, just let me know.
 
For a good zombie fix, check out the manga Highschool of the Dead : http://www.mangareader.net/170/high-school-of-the-dead.html

The way the zombies are drawn is pretty cool, and if I could pick a type of zombie to go up against it'd be these guys.

Grimm's Zompocalypse Survival Guide: Food

I am a terrible person, I'm so sorry for neglecting this blog! I really didn't think people were finding it that interesting, so I lost motivation and just stopped - *begs forgiveness*
 Anyway, if any of you are still reading or checking up to see if I have updated, I love you and you are my favourites - I'll keep doing my best, so please give me feedback!
This chapter is a little dodgy, but I hope you enjoy it xox

Food:

Food is important. But, water takes precedence over food. The most common answer you’ll get if you ask anyone how long you can survive without food or water, is ‘3 minutes without air, three days without water, three weeks without food’. This isn’t too bad of an estimation. However, this all depends on a number of things. First is that you have to have the will to survive. People who are ready to give up won’t last as long as someone who wants to see the Zompocalypse through. You have to try to help them find something to hold onto – finding living relatives, friends, or even as a last resort revenge, otherwise they’ll just be a drain on your food/water supplies, weapons and ammunition.

If you’re looking for your HQ based on nearby food supplies, then the mall isn’t a good idea simply because you’ll be looking for canned foodstuffs, things that don’t need electricity or water to make or keep healthy.  In a supermarket, most of the food will go off in a couple of days once the electricity goes. This means milk, cheese, frozen foods and meats. You don’t want to set up your HQ in the same place that you find the food – this means other humans will probably try to break into your ‘secure’ area, therefore making your nice safe haven pretty unsafe.

You’ll wanna be prepared food-wise, and there are a lot of different options you can take to do this. One, is to go online – by checking out some novelty online stores you can find food like canned bacon that lasts for centuries. And if you wanna eat in style, this might just be the choice for you. There is nothing like sitting in your safe-house and peeling back the lid of a can of bacon (I mean, why give up bacon just because the world is ending?) and relaxing to the harmonious sounds of undead groans. I swear, there is nothing quite like that.
  Another option is to get food that you can add water to (hot or cold). But this uses up your precious water supply and often isn’t particularly nutritious. In a world where the fittest luckiest survive, you need to keep up on iron and carbs, things that give you energy but won’t make you exhausted later (coffee/energy drinks). By all means keep a energy shot on you for if you need a quick blast, but don’t live off it. Now is also a good time to quit smoking, as badass as it might look while you’re dramatically walking through streets of the undead. Also, (lucky for you) keep chocolate and a flask of whiskey on you. Both will keep you warm if it gets really cold, and the whiskey can help disinfect injuries not the zombie induced types.


Just a quick edit on this last post - I said that alcohol will keep you warm in extremely cold weathers, (like chocolate) but on research - please don't do this!! It actually raises your blood to the surface of your skin and will kill you quicker if you are freezing to death :D Sorry!!
 

Grimm ~ With 152 days to go'til 21/12/2012

The Mayan Calendar }355{

Okay people, hey there again :D
So I’m gonna start with where the 2012 end of the world thing all came from. This blog will not be written from a religious view at all, or from a sceptical, it’s-all-bullshit way either. I reckon it could actually happen (not to mention ridiculously fun and terrifying) and I’m kinda hoping it does too! I’ve got my countdown all up there and my bucket list on my wall and up to about 30 things to do so far already – it’s gunna be my new years resolution to get it all done in the 12 months I got left :D

 Alright, basically it all started with the Mayan calendar stopping completely on a day calculated to be the 21/12/12. Now the Mayans were able to predict every solar and lunar eclipse to within seconds. EVERY. Solar and lunar eclipse.
  From the sceptic’s view, they argue that the Mayans were a primitive civilisation, and the fact that they believed that human sacrifice powered the sun means that they couldn’t be right about the end of the calendar. However, they didn’t simply ‘run out of rocks to write on’ as many people tell me when I’ve asked for their opinions. 2012, on the Mayan calendar actually marks a b’ak’tun, which is the end of a time period. In Mayan literature there is mention of world ages, and it is said we are living in the fourth world – this particular book mention the death and age of the previous (third) world after  thirteen b’ak’tuns. So apparently the fourth world, which is us, will also end when it reaches the completion of thirteen b’ak’tuns, which is the Mayan date of 13.0.0.0.0, or our 21/12/12

Hmm, so there is an old inscription referencing the b’ak’tun 13 – it’s been translated but it was defaced so something’s couldn’t be.
tzuhtzjo:m uy-u:xlaju:n pik
chan ajaw u:x uni:w
uhto:m il[?]
ye'ni/ye:n bolon yokte'
ta chak joyaj

It will be completed the 13th b'ak'tun.

It is 4 Ajaw 3 K'ank'in

and it will happen a 'seeing'[?].

It is the display of B'olon-Yokte'

in a great "investiture".^[29]

And so yeah, B’olon-Yokte’ is a god of war, conflict and the underworld and from what I gather, he is represented in an artwork involved in a sacrifice to end all years. I’ll keep researching and updating on what I already know, but I gotta run for now :D

 

 Thanks all, let me know what you think about it too – if ya too shy for a comment, feel free to pm me, I don’t bite often!

  ~Grimm (355 days to go)

Grimms Apocalypse Guide: Weapons Part II

  Now sheathing. Check out the Clothing chapter – belts are advised. This is because they also make good knife holders. I suggest finding and equipping as many weapons as you can without hindering movement or fighting. And when you’ve fully supplied everyone in your group {see Party Members and Groups) then stock everything you can fit into your vehicle. If you’ve already made your HQ, then see if you can bring everything there. And don’t ever forget ammunition. The big gun may be pretty, but it’s the bullets that do the damage. Now if you have made your HQ, and you’re pretty sure zombies can’t read {see zombie tests) then leave a note leading the way to your HQ. That is, if you’re looking for extra members. And, make the note easy to find. People in a hurry to save themselves won’t look on top of the windowsill or under the cushions of a couch. It’s time to grab out that handy can of spray paint and do some serious vandalism. The shop owners probably won’t mind. The only thing you have to think about is what kind of people you’re going to attract. So think it through – if you want to save people, then go out and look for survivors. The ones in the gun shop might only want to rob and kill you rather than stay and fight with you. Remember with a new world comes a new set of rules. People will think that because they can kill zombies, they can kill humans too  - I mean, they’re going to die anyway. You want to avoid these people. Also, avoid giving them weapons.
  Now we’ve talked about the serious things people automatically categorise under weapons. But if you run down to your tool box or shed, there are a couple of things that can probably tide you over until you get some proper stabbity-rip-stab-stab stuff.
 That nail gun is brilliant if its battery powered. But only for as long as you have a charged battery. Still, it’s better than nothing, only you don’t want to run out of battery or nails on the middle of a fight. Keep well supplied. That crow bar is also good –not to mention silent. Garden shears, long shafted axes and hammers, or even a plank of wood with some nails hammered into the end of it. This also works with cricket bats.

Okay people, enjoy your weekend -
       Grimm

Grimm's Apocalypse Guide - Weapons Part I

Weapons:
I hear all the time about the best weapons being chainsaws and machine guns. Both do very good damage and you could probably sever a lot of heads with a decent chainsaw. But what do you do if you run out of fuel? Or what if the chain gets stuck? I suppose you could start hitting the zombies with it, but I can’t imagine a smooth pull from a zombies flesh and tattered clothing. So let’s put the chainsaw to bed. Now let’s talk guns. Keeping a small hand pistol on you might be handy for tight scrapes, but if we’re talking about machine guns – you’ll go through ammunition very quickly. I would save the big guns for when you’ve set up your HQ. Keep on you a big gun and a small gun – use them very sparingly. The difficult thing about guns though is actually getting your hands on them – unless you live in America. The first thing anyone wil think of in a zombie apocalypse is ‘Gunshop’. Now I don’t know about you, but if you want to go up against tens of scared civilians fighting for the one gun, go right ahead. I’d rather wait ‘til Trigger Happy Jack has done his thing and left with the gun. Another thing about guns is that they make big noises. In a world where the undead are attracted to bright colours or loud noises, you might want to rethink letting all the zombies in the near vicinity know exactly where you are – am I right? So remember; use them only when absolutely necessary.
If you have the chance and skill, a school bow and arrow set or better, a crossbow might be good. They’re fairly quiet, and have good range. However the problem again is ammunition. You might want to find ‘Carpenter’.
So we move on to knives and swords. If this was what you were initially thinking, good on you. They are as silent as you want them to be. Most of them will probably pull out nicely. But what kind? If you’ve played video games you’ll be pretty familiar with the term dual wielding, and two handed swords. If you haven’t played video games and you don’t understand from just the words, you’re probably not going to survive the Zompocalypse out of sheer stupidity. You might want to band up with ‘Rocket Scientist’ or ‘Smart Arse’, but you’d probably only be zombie fodder.  
Now you’ll have to find what suits you. ‘Trial and Error’{see Method Systems) is fine, but think about your body shape before plucking out that 20 kilogram double sword. If you are lean, (so fairly thin but strong) you might want to dual wield. Go for something light – a longer sword and a shorter one. If you are fairly broad shouldered and muscled, you can go ahead and try the bigger sword if you think you can handle it. The Japanese samurai had the right idea with their katana – these are also a good idea. So did the Shaolin monks. But remember; if you’re going to have something sharp –keep it sharp and not rusty. Make sure to pick up a sharpener and to keep your weapon clean – it’s your new, best friend, and it sure as hell won’t leave you alone with fifteen zombies. 

To be continued next Thursday xD 

Oh and really sorry for the late post - Got carried away with CampNaNoWriMo aheh... :P 

See ya next week, 

   Grimm

Grimm's Apocalypse Guide: Names

Having a name means you have a past. It means that before the Zompocalypse you had family and friends. The likelihood is that you’re probably not going to have as many as you did before the Zompocalypse if not none at all. This is sad. But if you survive, you can mourn all you want later.  Seriously – think up a name that you can be easily recognised by. If you wear glasses be creative, you have three names right there – Frames, Four-eyes or the less creative Glasses. If you’re buff, be Buff. Get the picture? Even if it doesn’t have anything to do with your looks, choose something easy to remember. That’s why I’m Grimm. Any don’t think of any stupid dramatic names like Fast Shot Undead Slayrrr. How’s that going to look on your memorial stone? Maniacal names are allowed if you really are crazy – Trigger-happy Jack might end up your best friend, but even so, try to avoid actual known names. Even if you name your self after where you used to live or where you were born. Or if you want to be helpful, how about naming yourself after your good zombie slaying characteristics? I would befriend ‘Slasher’, ‘Tactics’ and ‘Medic’ any day. And probably keep them with me afterwards. However, ‘Gucci’ and ‘Good Conversation’ might have to wait. 

This one is starting Camp NaNoWriMo tonight at midnight! it shall be an epic tale of sleepless nights a bunch of coffee and candy - 50000 words in one month wish me luck, or better yet - join me! Search for NANOWRIMO - and make an account, you can find me just look for Devil and friend me! 

See ya, and thanks for reading >3

A Date With Survival; Grimms Zombie Apolcalypse Survival Guide

Welcome to the very first post of my survival guide. Before you begin; this is just my opinion, so don't take offense. This is what I'll be doing in a zombie apocalypse. 

I'm gonna treat you all because you've had patience with me and I'll give you two sections!

SURVIVAL

Get organised before the apocalypse – There’s no use running around not knowing what you’re going to do or where you’re going to go. That’s what everyone did before they were caught and became walking chew toys. The moment you are confused and don’t think about what your next move is – that’s when you’re pretty much dead. Or undead.
But if you’re reading this, then you probably are thinking about surviving anyway – not running around like a rage zombie with its head cut off… well you know what I mean.

 So first things first you will need some sort of bag that you can take with you. I've just gone and bought one of my very own - big enough that it can hold everything I need, but can be tied tight to my body. It is water proof and tough. I'll post a section on what you should have in it next - with a picture of it because I am very proud of it xD

FEAR

Okay, here’s the thing. Most people you talk to about a zombie apocalypse either thinks you’re crazy, or are super confident they’ll survive, saying that they’re not afraid. I’m sorry, but if I had a groaning mass of blood and torn intestines, broken bones and a semi-detached face stumbling towards me – I’d be pretty scared. And that’s a good thing. Fear is like chocolate. Good in small amounts (remember people, if you’re overweight you’ll be among the first to go… sorry). If you’re slightly afraid, you’ll be on your toes. You’ll hear that slight scraping noise coming from the darkness behind you. Someone who is laughing loudly at the zombie they’ve just killed probably won’t. And there goes their collarbone. You see what I mean?

Thanks, 

  Billy Goat Grimm